Hath given Sir Toby a bloody coxcomb
After rehearsing Hamlet last night, I was headed to my car in the parking lot across the street. I was slipping out a few minutes early because the crown had given me a headache ("heavy is the head..."), and as I was crossing, I saw a group of 4 young people who just walked past the parking lot. I did the usual safety assessment. It was two guys and two girls, and they were chatting. In my hand I held a tote bag with my heavy metal water bottle, so I had a weapon in the unlikely case I was attacked. I swung the gate open and heard the group grow silent. So, I sped up my pace toward my car. I heard the running of feet on the concrete behind me, and I turned to face them. There were two young men in hoodies, and I said don't. The one to my right pulled out a gun (some sort of automatic, with either a silver or grey barrel). The math in my head changed at that moment. If I swung on them with my makeshift flail, I would have been s...